Lol, yep.
"Dear salesman, I'll make this request again since you've ignored my previous requests. Do not mount the front license plate, the half witted monkeys you employ (usually salesman) with vise grips always put them on crooked and jack up or waller out the holes, do not put ANY dealership stickers on my paint, do not have Vanessa with the 8 rings clean my gauge cluster, she leaves scratches with her rings, and do not fill the fuel tank from the nearest stop-n-shop, I use only Chevron, you can give me a voucher or cash. Inevitably you will be seeking a rating of 10 on a Chrysler Survey, you currently have a 10 and it will be dropped accordingly point by point if you can't manage to follow these simple instructions, this is your chance, don't try to fix your ****ty rating later, the ship will have sailed, you won't be able to unring the bell by giving me a free oil change later".