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NSFW Funny Pics and MEMES Thread - no nudity - PICS AND MEMES ONLY

jsalbre said:
I have guns, but I keep a chainsaw in my bedroom in case of break in. If someone ever comes in I’m going to fire that thing up, let out a crazy laugh, and yell “let’s party mother f’er!” I figure anyone who doesn’t bug out at that point is far more nuts than I am.
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More than once when a group of back country hunters have been arguing about which caliber sidearm to carry for grizzlies, I've said gimme a chainsaw with a long bar. I still carry a Super Redhawk though. And it's normally right under the edge of my bed, alongside a 45LC and a 357. After about 17 rounds I'll be throwing guns at some sumbitch. I don't think a saw will fit under my bed. And I'm pretty sure the wife wouldn't put up with the odor of gas.
 
Blythkd1 said:
More than once when a group of back country hunters have been arguing about which caliber sidearm to carry for grizzlies, I've said gimme a chainsaw with a long bar. I still carry a Super Redhawk though. And it's normally right under the edge of my bed, alongside a 45LC and a 357. After about 17 rounds I'll be throwing guns at some sumbitch. I don't think a saw will fit under my bed. And I'm pretty sure the wife wouldn't put up with the odor of gas.
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Battery power. Not as noisy but almost as effective.
 
Cseybert said:
Battery power. Not as noisy but almost as effective.
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Ahhh, didn't even cross my mind. I started out life as a 2 stroke mechanic and the battery powered chainsaw just doesn't compute with me. Nor do I own one. Now, a battery powered sawzall I do have. If you put the long blade in it, like 12", with the end sharpened, that would be one machine gun style stabbing machine! LMAO!
 
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Rekd said:
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Had some dumbfuck coal roll me and a group of buddies once when we were riding and then threaten us when we caught up to him at the next stoplight. He was surprised to learn the 6’7 cyclist he got out and and tried to fight (not me) was an armed Texas State Trooper.
 
jsalbre said:
Had some dumbfuck coal roll me and a group of buddies once when we were riding and then threaten us when we caught up to him at the next stoplight. He was surprised to learn the 6’7 cyclist he got out and and tried to fight (not me) was an armed Texas State Trooper.
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I totally remember that. If memory serves though, he was more like 6'0 or maybe 6'1, wasn't he?

 
gimmie11s said:
I totally remember that. If memory serves though, he was more like 6'0 or maybe 6'1, wasn't he?

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Man, if at his age I have the strength to lift my leg over a bike I’ll be shocked. Hell, if I live that long I’ll be shocked. I also probably won’t remember that I’m supposed to be shocked, or where I left my teeth.
 
jsalbre said:
Man, if at his age I have the strength to lift my leg over a bike I’ll be shocked. Hell, if I live that long I’ll be shocked. I also probably won’t remember that I’m supposed to be shocked, or where I left my teeth.
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Lmao, truth to that.
 
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