Heard from my dealer this morning. Corporate will not allow them to sell the recovered truck to me anyway since it was stolen. Unclear what damage was done, but they said it would go to auction with no warranty and sold "as-is."
Probably for the best anyway, given the unofficial recall + being stolen, the first time something happened to it I'd be wondering if it was related.
So I'm back to square one. Dealer said he ordered another one for me "expedited" so it should be here in 8-12 weeks LOL. Such nonsense all the way around.
Good luck to the rest of you guys, crossing fingers your truck doesn't disappear before you get it.